My life is an
amazing book of stories. From my first breath until now my life reads like a
novel filled with so many twist and turns. This is one of many of the “true”
stories that Ihave experienced. Come with me and enjoy the laughter.
We had just
finished celebrating Christmas of 2009. Except this year we decided to wait
until January 2, 2010, which was the date our family would all be together.
Keala and I had shopped for the grandchildren and she wrapped all the gifts as
only a grandmother could. Our grandson, Kiaha, opened his gifts and learned
that we bought them from one of his favorite Christian store “C28.” It stands
for “Colossians 2:8.” Keala and I soon learned that the shirt and sweater were
too small. So we decided on Sunday after church we would go and make the exchange.
The church service
started on time at 9:00am and concluded at 10:15am. Soon after we left the
church and made our way to the Cheese Cake Factory restaurant in Riverside. I
pulled into the parking lot and quickly located a space. Keala and Kawai exited
the car and headed for the restaurant with Kiaha and me close behind.
We entered and a
friendly hostess soon escorted us to our table. We each were handed a menu as
we sat down. Before long the server was back and took our orders.
Granddaughter,
Kawai, kept us entertained with her sharp wit and never ending questions.
Relief finally arrived with our food.
Lunch was great
and it wasn’t long before our plates were cleaned. After lunch we made the
short walk to C28 which was in the same Mall as the Cheese Factory. Keala and
Kawai took the lead and chatted and laughed all the way to the store. It wasn’t long before we arrived at our
destination and I found somewhere to park myself while the rest of them went in
to shop.
A short time
later Keala and Kawai came to where I was sitting. Keala decided to cruise to
Nordstrom and Kawai decided to play with the T.V. monitor located outside the
store.
The monitor is
use to advertise the local stores in the Mall and the area. I could tell Kawai
was bored by the number of times she kept changing the channels. The boredom
soon peaked and she decided to turn her attention toward me.
Now my
granddaughter is a type of person who thinks “NO” means “try again.” She is
like that proverbial gnat that shows up at your Bar-B-Q and bugs you, no pun
intended.
Well she says to
me “Tutu, do have gum?” I answer “no
I don’t.”
Then she asks “Do you have any money?” Again I say
“no.”
She then asks me
to check my pockets and I tell her I don’t have any money. She persists and by
now I’m thinking “Bar-B-Q and gnat.” But she doesn’t give up!
So I tell her “Kawai, I don’t have any money! I only have
my lucky penny, grandma has all the money!”
Did I mention that she is persistent?
Well she wants
to see for herself. She wants proof! By this time, Keala has returned from
Nordstrom and is now witnessing the conversation between Kawai and myself. Kawai
jams her hand into my pocket and pulls out my keys and my “lucky penny.” One
would think that she is now convinced that I don’t have any money. But
nooooooo, she turns to her grandmother and says “Tutu said he doesn’t have any money, just his lucky penny and that you
have all the money.”
Keala looks at her with a perplex look on her face and
says “Whaaaat?”
Again Kawai says “Tutu
said he doesn’t have any money, just his lucky penny and that you have all the
money.”
Now Keala is laughing and I’m smiling because the attention is now directed
toward her.A few minutes
later Kiaha joins us as he is done shopping. We start walking down the Mall to
another store and along the way Kawai turns her focus back to me.
Did I mention
that she is persistent?
Once again she
jams her hands into my pocket only this time she finds my cell phone. Then she asks
to look at my wallet. So to humor her, but mostly because I want to know where
this is going, I pull my wallet and let her look at it.
Then I say “I told you I don’t have any money! I only
have my luck penny, grandma has all the money.”
Did I mention
that all of this started because she wanted gum?
Well, we’d just
passed a candy store, so she looked at me and said “Use your credit card!”
Did I mention
that she was persistent?
By Carl Namahoe
wc…820 January 2010